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I know this for the new ordinations at Wells but it looks like a badass church squad is about to defend the cathedral to the death pic.twitter.com/H89V8j3DZ9

— Sally 🌻 (@magog83) September 26, 2020

What pedestrians look like across Europe pic.twitter.com/nn5JpMgRoG

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) September 27, 2020

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is going to be replaced by a woman who walked through every door that Ginsburg opened for her so she can promptly use her position to shut them all for others behind her.

— Louise Knott Ahern (@weezwrites) September 25, 2020

Make sure you head to the correct spot on the grid, Valtteri 😉#RussianGP 🇷🇺 #F1 pic.twitter.com/I4nCBYBCrv

— Formula 1 (@F1) September 27, 2020

I can't get on with footnotes. Having two conversations at once. Or trying to have one, and constantly being interrupted by the bloke with the parmesan.

— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) September 27, 2020

Switzerland. A story in 3 acts:

2014:
Narrowly votes against free movement by 50.33% to 49.67%

2016-2020:
Watches hellscape of Brexit

2020:
Screams to keep free movement by 63% to 37%*https://t.co/oul0sc8dMv

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 27, 2020

As it’s revealed Donald Trump went 10 years without paying income tax, experts say it would be hugely embarrassing if this tweet were to resurface: pic.twitter.com/pmcEpGh7wJ

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 28, 2020

If Harry and Meghan’s £112m reality TV series with Netflix isn’t called ‘The Only Way is Sussex’ they should return the money.

— King Charles III (parody) (@Charles_HRH) September 28, 2020

May I just say: you're doing incredibly well in very difficult circumstances.

— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) September 28, 2020

Excited? #reunion pic.twitter.com/KccY8LJG2t

— antanddec (@antanddec) September 29, 2020

DC Tiddles is questioning him now, Sarge. https://t.co/WTl3Tja3PB

— Paul (@bingowings14) September 23, 2020

I. SCREAMED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡 https://t.co/PBOmfjyoE1

— Le Gateau Chocolat (@LeGateauChoc) September 26, 2020

Here's how 'The Drew Barrymore Show' is operating during COVID-19, via a real-time virtual set set-up implemented by @cbsdigitalla https://t.co/EYaSZ24eQd pic.twitter.com/7x7jhCkuTV

— befores & afters magazine (@beforesmag) September 28, 2020

Oh my god @rhodri. Perfection.

pic.twitter.com/FYwpz0db29

— Greg James (@gregjames) September 29, 2020

UPDATE: I added a couple of others from the great suggestions received… pic.twitter.com/v8rbxjKiAo

— Bini Patel-Watkins (@BiniPW) September 30, 2020

For the showstopper, the bakers have to recreate a memorable meal out of biscuits. Should be pretty easy. We remember one particularly memorable meal where we ate a packet of biscuits. #GBBO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 29, 2020

I can't believe this is only the series premiere, because I would go as far as saying that this is one of the single best episodes of Bake Off ever #GBBO pic.twitter.com/Hcek6ewL0r

— sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) September 22, 2020

That was the first hand-shake I've seen in six months #GBBO

— Matt Stott (@mattjstott) September 29, 2020

It’s clear that little useful debate is going to happen between Trump and Biden, so they should make the next one a @taskmaster special. Get them throwing yoghurts around. I’ll speak to Alex today.

— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) September 30, 2020

Back in London for just a few hours, watching an articulated lorry tip 3 tonnes of carrots outside an art gallery because Goldsmiths pic.twitter.com/k8xkGYfSFh

— Mattie Colquhoun (@xenogothic) September 29, 2020

Well… that was something. Tech issues cleared up just in time, and then we had one of the most significant gatherings we've experienced in a long time. Amazing. Thanks for praying. https://t.co/4QMeXPzURO

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) September 30, 2020

I love this 😂😂😂
Check the official on the right when he catches himself on the big screen 👏🏻#GutInChestOut pic.twitter.com/7Cky5jkKMU

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) September 30, 2020

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're wearing mask
It goes over the nose too#NationalPoetryDay

— Dave (@davechannel) October 1, 2020

Sudan has more than twice as many pyramids as Egypt. (Image: Fabrizio Demartis) pic.twitter.com/OaTVBIdH1i

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 15, 2020

Bangladesh has more people than Russia: Bangladesh has 155 million people and Russia has 143.5 million. pic.twitter.com/j79QzNGyRN

— know (@Know) July 31, 2014

There is a fruit by the name of "chocolate pudding fruit" which tastes like chocolate pudding & is healthy for you. pic.twitter.com/pY4xRysM4u

— know (@Know) January 12, 2016

There are polka-dotted zebras 😱😱😱 pic.twitter.com/AIH7xkn8wc

— soar (@The_Balia) May 29, 2020

This is some impressive national gaslighting https://t.co/2PL90Tt5rj

— Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 (@xandvt) October 2, 2020

There is zero chance this isn’t ending up with a Weekend at Bernies situation https://t.co/712p3c00dO

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 2, 2020

My daughter just asked me, "Mom, what's a home phone?"

— Trillia Newbell (@trillianewbell) October 1, 2020

Can you think of a machine that tries less hard to conceal its workings than a bicycle?

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) October 2, 2020

Nobody would have believed this year if they had written it.

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 2, 2020